Some guys are more comfortable without women in their lives than they are with doing something about it.

Psychologists would probably call that "fear of success", but I have a different term for it. I just can't decide whether to choose "laziness" or "delusion".


"If I don't have a Harley, tons of tattoos and a diamond earring of less than 2 carats, I'll get ZERO women in this city."


"I'm 6'4"...